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[08 Dec 2005|05:40pm] |
WELL!
I have been tagged by Barrett, so here we go:
List 5 Songs you have been listening to recently:
1.Matisyahu-King Without a Crown
2.The Mars Volta- Cassandra Gemmini
3.Kanye West-Through the Wire
4.The Blood Brothers-The Shame
5.Queen-Don't Stop Me Now
Tag 5 People:
1.Kirstyn
2.Jon Hochman
3.Mimi Shang
4.Alex Stein
5.Danielle
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[28 Oct 2005|08:24pm] |
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PLEASE READ! (especially Crystal)
THE REASON JON HOCHMAN, MYSELF, AND ALEX MUTTER THOUGHT UP "N.O.M." WAS BECAUSE WE THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY! (or at least I was)
But here is what I have to say: The idea came about during a french club meeting where a couple of N.O.W. members came in and totally interrupted our meeting by writing facts about 8-10 year old girls on the board. I thought that this was extremely rude and decided to erase the word "Diet" in the sentence "51% of 8-10 year old girls feels better when they are on a diet" with the word "Pony". The next day I told my story to Jon and Alex and they thought it was funny. So we decided to JOKINGLY run around writing ridiculous facts on the boards next to the N.O.W. slogans. WE ACTUALLY HAVENT DONE ANY OF THIS.
NOW TO THOSE WHO WERE OFFENDED (LIKE CRYSTAL): Take a joke! we dont actually hate women at all in fact we like them (and occasionally try to get with them).I AM NOT ANTI FEMINIST WITH THE EXCEPTION OF RADICALS! The idea of creating equality between men and women is fine. Its when people try to put the other sex down (especially radical feminists who believe that penises are evil) piss me off! SO PLEASE JUST TAKE A JOKE!
Al Pow.
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[25 Oct 2005|04:44pm] |
I have just joined this funtacular community!
1. Name: Alex Powell "Alpow"
2. Grade: Sophmore
3. What you do in SVPA: Tech Crew (Ive done backstage, sound and costumes)
4. Craziest Thing I Have Done In The Lil' Theater: Smuggled a kilo of coke in my anal cavity.
5. How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Center Of A Tootsie Pop?: I'm not Mr. Owl, so how should I know.
6. Favorite Diner Memory: Going to the diner, we were leaving the school and i jumped on to travis's car and he started driving away while i was still on the hood, and then finally stopped after 15 seconds.
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[06 Oct 2005|04:08pm] |
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im gay.
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[13 Sep 2005|09:50pm] |
I rarely made LJ updates but I made a new SN
SN: DitLaTeteAuFusil
ADD IT!
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[02 Jul 2005|03:37pm] |
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I'M BACK FROM PARIS!!!
Call if you wanna hang out sometime!
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[30 Apr 2005|12:44pm] |
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I have decided to update again:
15 Person LJ Thing (you know the rules)
1. I really enjoy our relationship and I like how I can confide in you if I ever need to no matter what the subject is.
2. I love how everything with you is "All G".
3. Polish Boxing round 3 Bitch! (Its on)
4. I love how you say whatever you want to anyone even if you don't even know the person well.
5. CAREFUL!
6. I care about you and thats why it pains me to see how things are going right now with you.
7. I really like how you care about me and how you make me feel but I wish that I could help you more often.
8. I really like your attitude and how many rap songs you can make up about me on the spot.
9. I have probably known you the longest out of any of my current friends and I like how we're still friends.
10. I've gotten to know you alot better this year and you are an all around nice person (even though your ride deserves to be "pimped")
11. I've known you for a really long time but recently I haven't been seeing you as often as I would like to Monsieur Saxophone.
12. When are we ever actually going to make Fat Beats?
13. I think that you are a really nice person who I want to get to know better.
14. Playing badminton and pushing you down hills in garbage cans while beating you with hockey sticks is really fun.
15. I really like your attitude towards other people. You have really helped to shape my sense of humor and good music.
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[02 Apr 2005|02:26pm] |
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I HAVENT UPDATED IN 15 YEARS (of living). So last night i saw Sin City and I got my fake yellow balls riped out from between my legs by Bruce Willis. It was very fun.
ps. Alex Stein will now be called Felix (or else)
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[17 Jan 2005|05:01pm] |
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i realized today that i am a pussy boy and that i am a faggot because i wouldnt bike to daniel's today like a real man.
--love alex
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[26 Sep 2004|09:42pm] |
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I have to confess something. a very certain undying something that has torn away at my very soul. today I have to finally say, to everyone who will listen, that I am in fact in love with alex stein. everything about him, especially the sideburns, just makes me quiver all over. I think about him on two occasions, during the day, and at night. I can't escape his lingering features playing tricks on my mind. I want him, like I have wanted no other. ALEX I NEED YOU, YOU ARE MY EVERYTHING!
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[23 Sep 2004|08:28am] |
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Well im in 1st period right now and im kinda bored so im posting on my lj. Yesterday was fun. I hung out with jon and other people and we went to applegates and the freshman girls soccer game. For the whole game we were just yelling at everyone. But in the end we beasted them clifton ho's....
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Wow I finally made a new sn:
Where IsLoveXnow
(Thank you tom)
Add it Bitches!
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[16 Sep 2004|12:57pm] |
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HAHAHAHA MOLLY AND MY FEET!
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[22 Aug 2004|12:20pm] |
IF YOU HAVE READ ALEX STEIN'S LIVEJOURNAL RECENTLY THEN THIS IS THE CONVERSATION HE WAS TALKING ABOUT. The survey envolves Me, Marcello, Alex S., and Grizelda
ELSTAsurvey2004 [9:36 PM]: Sir/Mam, I understand your harshness but it will just take a few moments of your time. THe survey has to do with a few basic topics.
SovietLuvGiraffe [9:36 PM]: aaaahhhhhh, NO
ELSTAsurvey2004 [9:36 PM]: PLEASE
ELSTAsurvey2004 [9:37 PM]: Who is this? Why so rude?
SovietLuvGiraffe [9:37 PM]: no, go get a real job and stop livving off of your parents
ELSTAsurvey2004 [9:37 PM]: Actaully I make 167,000 dollars a year doing this.
ELSTAsurvey2004 [9:37 PM]: WHo is this? A bunch of teenage boys?
ELSTAsurvey2004 [9:37 PM]: And maybe girls but none the less teenagers acting cool./
SovietLuvGiraffe [9:37 PM]: wow, a real fucking achievment. what must that have cost, a high school education?
ELSTAsurvey2004 [9:38 PM]: Great youve just initiated the survey. May i ask what age group your in?
ELSTAsurvey2004 [9:38 PM]: 7-10? 11-13
ELSTAsurvey2004 [9:38 PM]: 14-17
ELSTAsurvey2004 [9:38 PM]: 18-25
ELSTAsurvey2004 [9:38 PM]: 26-35
ELSTAsurvey2004 [9:38 PM]: 36-45
ELSTAsurvey2004 [9:38 PM]: 46-60
ELSTAsurvey2004 [9:39 PM]: 61+
ELSTAsurvey2004 [9:39 PM]: ?
ELSTAsurvey2004 [9:39 PM]: Please just tell me your age group
SovietLuvGiraffe [9:39 PM]: 1 sec
ELSTAsurvey2004 [9:39 PM]: Why's that?
SovietLuvGiraffe [9:40 PM]: we're deciding if we should talk to you or not (us teenage boys, that is)
ELSTAsurvey2004 [9:40 PM]: Oh alright haha well would it help you decide if some of the questinos were about ...SEX!
ELSTAsurvey2004 [9:40 PM]: I am sorry for my inaccurate typing skills.
SovietLuvGiraffe [9:41 PM]: hmm... "SEX"... 14-17
ELSTAsurvey2004 [9:41 PM]: i knew it would get going! Great, so okay 14-17
ELSTAsurvey2004 [9:41 PM]: And can i ask how many of you there are exactly, and are you all male?
ELSTAsurvey2004 [9:41 PM]: (just for proper notation purposes)
ELSTAsurvey2004 [9:42 PM]: ANd please let me remind you I will not ask any names or anything personal like that.
SovietLuvGiraffe [9:42 PM]: three male, ages 15, 14, and 14, and one female, 14
SovietLuvGiraffe [9:42 PM]: brb
ELSTAsurvey2004 [9:42 PM]: Okay, great.
ELSTAsurvey2004 [9:42 PM]: Just let me know when you return.
Auto response from SovietLuvGiraffe [9:42 PM]: brb
ELSTAsurvey2004 [9:46 PM]: Are you back?
SovietLuvGiraffe [9:46 PM]: yea
ELSTAsurvey2004 [9:47 PM]: Great, so still want to continue with the survey?
SovietLuvGiraffe [9:47 PM]: yea, sure
ELSTAsurvey2004 [9:47 PM]: Okay so tell me which region of the US you live in
ELSTAsurvey2004 [9:47 PM]: northeast? southeast...etc
SovietLuvGiraffe [9:47 PM]: northeast
ELSTAsurvey2004 [9:47 PM]: ok would you feel comfortable telling me what state (you can say no to any answer)
ELSTAsurvey2004 [9:47 PM]: just say "pass"
SovietLuvGiraffe [9:47 PM]: nj
ELSTAsurvey2004 [9:48 PM]: okay.
ELSTAsurvey2004 [9:48 PM]: i am going to ask a series of questoins titled with numbers...just respond to each question with an answer corresponding to each numberd question
ELSTAsurvey2004 [9:49 PM]: remeber its okay to pass
SovietLuvGiraffe [9:49 PM]: uhu
ELSTAsurvey2004 [9:50 PM]: 1)do you (you collectively) enjoy school? 2)do you find there are many groups or cliques at school? 3)do you masturbate? 4)if so, how often 5)Does school stress you out?
ELSTAsurvey2004 [9:51 PM]: Hello?
ELSTAsurvey2004 [9:51 PM]: Just send it.
SovietLuvGiraffe [9:53 PM]: 1) academically, no, socially, very much so
2) yes
3) all but the female
4) 5 times a week, 4 times a week, and three times a week
SovietLuvGiraffe [9:53 PM]: 5) no, sometimes, yes, and no
SovietLuvGiraffe [9:54 PM]: EZLATA!!!
SovietLuvGiraffe [9:54 PM]: sounds spanish...
ELSTAsurvey2004 [9:54 PM]: Great. now would you like to continue more about school, masturbation, feelings, friends, i have questions about anything so you choose the topic
SovietLuvGiraffe [9:54 PM]: 1 sec
ELSTAsurvey2004 [9:55 PM]: whys that?
ELSTAsurvey2004 [9:55 PM]: oh, deciding again?
SovietLuvGiraffe [9:55 PM]: 1 of us just went to get water
ELSTAsurvey2004 [9:55 PM]: oh ok no problem
ELSTAsurvey2004 [9:55 PM]: just tell me that topic and i have the questions
SovietLuvGiraffe [9:56 PM]: can we do all of them, EZ:ATA?!?!
SovietLuvGiraffe [9:56 PM]: EZLATA*
ELSTAsurvey2004 [9:56 PM]: well sure but
ELSTAsurvey2004 [9:56 PM]: what would you like to start with or focus upon?
SovietLuvGiraffe [9:56 PM]: we don't care
SovietLuvGiraffe [9:56 PM]: up to you, EZLATA
ELSTAsurvey2004 [9:56 PM]: I dont konw who that is but okay.
SovietLuvGiraffe [9:57 PM]: btw, can you start every i-m with "EZLATA say:"?
ELSTAsurvey2004 [9:57 PM]: well i mean
ELSTAsurvey2004 [9:57 PM]: if that pleases you
SovietLuvGiraffe [9:57 PM]: YES!
SovietLuvGiraffe [9:57 PM]: thanks
ELSTAsurvey2004 [9:57 PM]: but tell me ...EZLATA SAY: does that please you as much as a good ol' jack off?
SovietLuvGiraffe [9:57 PM]: you have NO idea
ELSTAsurvey2004 [9:57 PM]: really?
ELSTAsurvey2004 [9:58 PM]: damn you really like that ezlata shit?
SovietLuvGiraffe [9:58 PM]: what comes before really???
ELSTAsurvey2004 [9:58 PM]: sorry master
ELSTAsurvey2004 [9:58 PM]: i am your bitch at your command
ELSTAsurvey2004 [9:58 PM]: EZLATA SAY:
SovietLuvGiraffe [9:58 PM]: good
ELSTAsurvey2004 [9:59 PM]: Look, you have to choose the topic
ELSTAsurvey2004 [9:59 PM]: (ezlata say)
SovietLuvGiraffe [9:59 PM]: fine, but only because EZLATA say...
ELSTAsurvey2004 [9:59 PM]: okay, what is it?
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:00 PM]: masturbation
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:00 PM]: alrighty
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:00 PM]: this is for the boys (sorry female)
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:00 PM]: do you boys feel comfortable masturbating in front of one another ...or do you find it a private thing
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:01 PM]: i do because i'm gay, the other 2 say no
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:01 PM]: wait, i'm sry, who say that question?
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:01 PM]: EZLATA! wait though so you would feel comfortable, or just not mind...and to the other two: would you feel uncomfotable in front of any other male?
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:03 PM]: i wouldn't mind, the other two say yes, they would feel uncomfy
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:03 PM]: okay
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:03 PM]: who say ok!?!?
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:03 PM]: well do all of you giuys wanna cut this shit and just have a huge cyber orgy?
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:03 PM]: ezlata damit
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:03 PM]: wtf, you fucking stalker, no we won't have cyber sex with you
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:03 PM]: Great. that was a questions
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:04 PM]: Belive it or not, thats one techniquew to get an honest answer.
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:04 PM]: (ezlata)
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:05 PM]: that ezlata wasn't to our liking. we expect "EZLATA say:" before each and evry i-m, unless you want to stop the survey
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:05 PM]: you konw what? im sick of your abuse
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:05 PM]: i had enough
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:05 PM]: k
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:05 PM]: bye
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:05 PM]: love u
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:05 PM]: really?
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:05 PM]: then wanna cyber? ezlata say!! yeah yeah!
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:06 PM]: (cuz this is really 5 hot huge titted girls and 3 amazingly hot guys for the female and the thhe one typing
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:06 PM]: uuum, no, EZLATA, no
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:06 PM]: stalker
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:07 PM]: aww no this isnt a stalker this is just 8 hotties looking for online love
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:07 PM]: if we were stalking wed ask your name and address and shit
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:07 PM]: go to fucking ICQ, that's what we do
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:07 PM]: what is that?
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:08 PM]: ICQ.net is a chat website for EZLATAs like you
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:08 PM]: well why cant we start our own icq right here
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:08 PM]: plesae
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:08 PM]: you middle aged man whore
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:09 PM]: no honestly im not\
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:09 PM]: get your hand off your penis
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:09 PM]: its not there...yet!
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:09 PM]: im your guys age (unless you were lying)
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:09 PM]: well a little older
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:09 PM]: im 16/m/california
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:10 PM]: i havent jacked off in like 6 days and my parents have all this blocking shit so i cant get porn or anything and i just needed something to turn me on
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:10 PM]: 6 days dudes!
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:10 PM]: thats mad long esp when most guys out here in beverly hills are getting laid every night
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:10 PM]: wow, u totaly ruined the survey
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:10 PM]: unless this is all part of it
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:11 PM]: btw, nj meant North Jabraska
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:11 PM]: fine i dont care where the hell you live
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:11 PM]: dude im not a stalker
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:12 PM]: im just a horny kid who cant get and icq cuz its all blocked up and shit...cant you have some sympathy?
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:12 PM]: i'm taking off your pants...
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:12 PM]: aww fucking awesome
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:12 PM]: keep going
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:12 PM]: just go go go i hate talking its hard to type with one hand
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:12 PM]: hello?
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:13 PM]: i'm slapping you in the face with a gopher
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:13 PM]: wtf?
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:13 PM]: EZLATA!!!
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:14 PM]: damnit man
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:14 PM]: or girl whoever
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:14 PM]: i thot you were going for me
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:14 PM]: stfu and suck our collective penis
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:14 PM]: well why dont you take it a little slower?
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:15 PM]: uuh, here in North Jabraska, we go at our own speed
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:15 PM]: look man forget you
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:16 PM]: nigger
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:16 PM]: whoa what the fuck?
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:16 PM]: thats not even actaully funny
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:16 PM]: how would you like if i called you a faggot?
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:16 PM]: its not cool
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:16 PM]: any of tthose words
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:16 PM]: i dont konw where your from but here in la we accpet everone
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:16 PM]: u mean like NIGGER, or KIKE?
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:17 PM]: ooor, ZEBRA
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:17 PM]: stop thats not cool
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:17 PM]: what, the zebra?
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:17 PM]: any of it
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:17 PM]: but especially the zebra?
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:18 PM]: Congratulations, your survey has been completed. ELSTA inc. has been very much affected by your answering of our questoins.
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:18 PM]: And remeber, need to konw? Just ELSTA!
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:18 PM]: we don't take kindly to your ZEBRA-TYPE round North Jabraska!
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:19 PM]: aright this is afucking stalker i konw your not5 from any of that place your from new jersye
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:19 PM]: and i know who you are and where youare and mad shyyyyt
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:19 PM]: jk i dont know anything
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:19 PM]: bye though
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:19 PM]: nigger
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:19 PM]: watch when i telll your mother
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:19 PM]: in North Jabraska?
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:20 PM]: no in a town
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:20 PM]: WHAT WILL SHE THINK OF THE ZEBRA?!?!
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:20 PM]: ok honestly who do you think this is?
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:20 PM]: some 42 year old dude sitting at home, jacking off, downloading our home address
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:21 PM]: note the lack of a response
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:21 PM]: no its no
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:21 PM]: sorry i was tying my hair up
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:21 PM]: your pubes, man?
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:21 PM]: no
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:21 PM]: its really not a 42 year old
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:21 PM]: its just akid who got this sn from a database and it was all a joke
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:21 PM]: i am from la
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:21 PM]: my names jake whats up:
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:22 PM]: yea, about that 42 y/o thing... what part of la are you from?
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:22 PM]: im straight, but i am accepting of all ppl....whats up tho? who is this for real?
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:22 PM]: south
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:22 PM]: actaully i live just outside of la
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:22 PM]: like, home address? phone number?
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:22 PM]: technically
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:22 PM]: uhh no
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:22 PM]: wut? why?
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:22 PM]: cuz you dont do that online
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:23 PM]: would you tell me yours?
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:23 PM]: i have ice cream and puppies!
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:23 PM]: ooh really? cool i like dogs--i have 2
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:23 PM]: and i LOVE ice cream
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:23 PM]: well you can have them if i know where to bring them
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:23 PM]: whats up tho: heres my true story...im straight, i accept anyone...i guess you guys are from jersey
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:24 PM]: i didnt wanna cyber...i can get plenty online by my self...my parents dont konw shit
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:24 PM]: but i am kinda horny ill prob jack off later
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:24 PM]: o shit, it's them god damn South Jabraskan rebels, come for ma kin!
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:24 PM]: seriously man just be serious for a second
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:24 PM]: hide the chillen!
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:24 PM]: just talk for a second and like be cool and talk to me
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:24 PM]: get me ma coon-huntin' gun
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:25 PM]: fine
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:25 PM]: what?
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:25 PM]: just like tellme whats up?
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:25 PM]: i just wanna talk
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:25 PM]: im a cool kid
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:25 PM]: i think\
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:25 PM]: lol
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:25 PM]: o lol, so funny
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:25 PM]: what are your names?
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:26 PM]: joe bob, billy bob joe, bob joe, and jay handler
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:27 PM]: alright so obviosly the last ones a real name....whats up jay? thats my grandpas name
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:27 PM]: your grandpa can't save you from the South Jabraskins! hide the corn-meal!!! HIDE THE DAMN CORN-MEAL!!!
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:28 PM]: alright you guys arent funny...i can just seee you all laughing and laughing but its not funny look im just gonna go alright bye have a good life
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:28 PM]: i'm taking off your pants...
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:28 PM]: why are you starting this again?>
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:29 PM]: oooh, such hot boxers...
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:29 PM]: well i mean if you really want to but be serious
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:29 PM]: i happen to LOVE race cars
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:29 PM]: alright...?
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:30 PM]: yes...?
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:30 PM]: oh should igo?
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:30 PM]: oooh, your cock is so hard
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:30 PM]: damn right...now should i act like this is a guy or girl?
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:30 PM]: cuz it doesnt matter to me
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:30 PM]: guy
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:31 PM]: k...well you start jacking me off and at the same time i take of your shirt
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:31 PM]: ooh yea
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:31 PM]: go man
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:31 PM]: k, i;m about to suck... GOD DAMN IT!
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:32 PM]: yes yes you start
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:32 PM]: NO, I MEAN, GOD DAMN IT!
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:32 PM]: what?
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:32 PM]: i came?
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:32 PM]: nah man it takes longer
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:32 PM]: IT'S THEM GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING SOUTH JABRASKINS AGAIN!!!
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:32 PM]: aright forget it
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:33 PM]: HIDE THE CHILLEN AND CORN MEAL!!!
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:33 PM]: IT'S GONNA BE A LONG WINTER!
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:33 PM]: good bye then
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:33 PM]: im gonna sign off
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:33 PM]: or atleast block you
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:33 PM]: FINE, BUT SAVE YOURSELF!!!
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:33 PM]: RUN FO THE HIGH LANDS!!!
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:34 PM]: I'LL HOLD THEM OFF, YOU SAVE JOE BOB, BOB JOE, BILLY BOB JOE, AND JAY HANDLER!!!
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:34 PM]: who am i talking to?
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:34 PM]: john?
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:34 PM]: thats the most common name i think
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:34 PM]: or uh
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:35 PM]: tom?
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:35 PM]: wait... in all seriousness, TOM?
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:35 PM]: what?
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:35 PM]: dude i told you this is jake
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:35 PM]: oh you think this is frend of yours named tom?
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:36 PM]: no its not
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:36 PM]: this is definately something tom would do
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:36 PM]: well would you be mad at him if it was? cuz its not and i dont want you to be mad at your frend for somethign he didnt do
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:36 PM]: no, i think we'd love him forever
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:36 PM]: FOREVER, TOM
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:37 PM]: well honestly its not
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:37 PM]: look all i want is to fucking jack off.. you know the feeling, right man?
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:38 PM]: man to man i dont care if your gay straight whatever...man to man you konw what is like just to see the cum shoot out and the orgasm...its life dude its fucking awesome
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:38 PM]: tom?
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:38 PM]: its not your fucking frend!
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:39 PM]: you have this frends number?
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:39 PM]: call him youll see
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:39 PM]: no, we figured that out wen you didn't laugh at the racist comments
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:39 PM]: look im gonna ask you one more serious time
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:39 PM]: do you want to cyber or not?
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:39 PM]: sure
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:40 PM]: but let's role play
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:40 PM]: ok seriously if you start that north jaebarska shit....im signing off
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:40 PM]: ok what does that mean?
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:40 PM]: your oprah, and we;re the SOuth Jabraskin army
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:40 PM]: ok bye
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:40 PM]: i said south
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:40 PM]: you said north
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:40 PM]: you konw what man your a fucking smart asstoo
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:40 PM]: your 15? 14? usually ppl are more mature by you age
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:41 PM]: w/e EZLATA, w/e
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:41 PM]: bye
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:41 PM]: BYE
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:41 PM]: but i dont want to say bye
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:41 PM]: i wanna fucking jack off
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:41 PM]: but i cant unless i like getting turned on
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:42 PM]: so seriously you want to or not?
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:42 PM]: fine, you start
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:43 PM]: alright we are both in a bed and completely naked and both have huge hard as hell cocks
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:43 PM]: i'm lying on my stomach...
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:44 PM]: we start to give eachother head
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:44 PM]: go dude
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:44 PM]: ytou keep stoping
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:44 PM]: sry
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:44 PM]: k
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:45 PM]: i'm bending over,
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:45 PM]: aww yeah
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:45 PM]: and your looking at my ass and realize...
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:45 PM]: I GOT A SHAVED POOPER!!!
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:45 PM]: thats cool man
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:46 PM]: O YEA
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:46 PM]: i already found out i got a shaved cock
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:46 PM]: SUCH A HOT, SHAVED POOPER
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:46 PM]: i start butt fucking you
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:46 PM]: ahh
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:46 PM]: aherdc
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:46 PM]: yes, fuck that shaved pooper
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:46 PM]: aed
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:46 PM]: yeas
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:46 PM]: im bout to cum!
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:46 PM]: IN THE SHAVED POOPER!!!
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:46 PM]: btw, i have aids
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:47 PM]: LOL
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:47 PM]: i had slipped on a condom alrady dont worry
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:47 PM]: btw i havent been jacking off at all this whole time
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:47 PM]: no, i kindof sabotauged that...
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:47 PM]: you havent have you?
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:47 PM]: it has some holes
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:47 PM]: yeah...
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:47 PM]: o, i just fucked the kid next to me
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:47 PM]: nice
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:48 PM]: but seroiusly were you jacking off?
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:48 PM]: cuz i wasnt
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:48 PM]: in my mind...
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:48 PM]: uhhh....yeah...
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:48 PM]: alright well i gotta go
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:48 PM]: but real quick who do you think this is now?
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:49 PM]: i took the test... i'm sry, it turned blue. i'm going to have your baby
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:49 PM]: dyfus
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:49 PM]: nigger
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:50 PM]: aright man ive had enough of your shit
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:50 PM]: you are not funny
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:50 PM]: your frends arent cool
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:50 PM]: bye
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:50 PM]: yea, jay can be like that
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:50 PM]: i said bye
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:50 PM]: im siging off
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:50 PM]: any last words tome?
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:51 PM]: I GOT A SHAVED POOPER!!!
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:51 PM]: fuck you
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:51 PM]: go ahead
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:51 PM]: no one's stopping you
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:51 PM]: lol thats what i was hbout to say
ELSTAsurvey2004 [10:51 PM]: but seriously your not funny bye
SovietLuvGiraffe [10:51 PM]: xoxoxo
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I came back from Cape Cod yesterday which was awesome. Then I hung out with Jon and we watcheded Kill Bill Vol.2 and South Park. Then he slept over. This morning I was awoken by Jon beating me in the face with a leather pillow repeated times. I then sat on him and shat all over his uvula (if thats how you spell it?) Today I hope to see Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle.
"Have you ever reached down the back of your throat and like felt your uvula and then squeezed it?" ~Jonathan Pope Hochman (Jr.)
And now jon has to say something:
Incase any of you didn't know, I enjoy making love to small animals.
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Today was pretty boring. I woke up late and I hung out with max for a couple of hours and then saw my grandparents. NO ONE IS HOME TO DO ANYTHING! Danielle and Jon call me so we can hang out tomorrow!
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IM BACK HOME! Its been a month and im so glad to be back home. Camp was awesome.
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well camp starts tomorrow and i'll be gone until July 26. Should be tubs o' fun.
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today was awesome! i went over to barrett's house and he was just finsihing sewing up his jeans. after he was done we were bored so we were thinking about what to do. then we noticed that nextdoor there was a bunch of junk on the front lawn. so we went to check it out and we found a 1980's laptop in perfect condition. so what did we decide to do with it you ask? well we smashed it up into little tiny pieces with shovels and hammers of course! after that we watched trainspotting which is a really good movie. then we had dinner. dinner was amazing because barrett's mom did her seal impression. after that i went home and chilled.
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